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Phones Demotivational Poster

NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...

TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.59/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind

SMART PHONES - Should not be given to dumb people It's like giving a annoyingly loud toy to an obnoxious child

FREE APPS - If they're free, you're not the customer. You're the product.

DUMB PEOPLE - Smart Phones don't have an app to fix that ...

TAGS: dumb people smart phones app
Rating: 4.35/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 6:27 am
If motifakers only knew what Smartphone Support for retail is like :(
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:20 am
"And that is the weekend! Allow me to crack the bubbly!" Giving a smart phone to a dumb person is like giving a loud toy to an obnoxious child.

Technology -

TAGS: sr71 technology advancement phones shoook dic dic dic
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 3:44 pm
That plane is from the age of rotary phones and designed by a genus using a slip-stick.
mizzdizz - October 20, 2015, 12:28 pm
Hahahaha Greeny! I can hear the dial phone as I read this LOL!
EmilioDumphque - October 20, 2015, 4:02 am
The old crow itself!
Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:15 pm
true dat dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat dat dat
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 8:30 pm
My favorite bird! They still haven't made a plane that does what this one can! Also, nice poster! Its true! Most advances make life much better than before. But for every advance, we lose a little of the coolness and fun. 5L

second place is a set of steak knives -

TAGS: smart phones looking down
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2015, 1:54 am
Oh, my God! I love this! I can't wait to utilize this.

THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO - fuck up your day


TAGS: phones cords hide private cubby
Rating: 4.82/5

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eggnut - January 6, 2011, 3:05 am
hi is agdaniele home...no sorry they're out....oh ok :( do you know where they went? hahaha i hated that shite
agdaniele - January 5, 2011, 2:00 pm
Ahhhhh.... if you weren't home, you were not available.


TAGS: vintage car phones cell
Rating: 4.62/5

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Brawler - July 30, 2011, 6:28 am
Aahhh, sweet times. when you could clobber a man to death with a carphone

CELL PHONES - More than meets the iPod.

IPOD TOUCH - Just like the iPhone, but you can't make calls. No, wait, it's exactly like the iPhone.

TAGS: iphones ipod
Rating: 4.84/5

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ThrillerMan - April 7, 2011, 9:11 pm
XD Sooo true!
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:11 am



TAGS: tin cell phones
Rating: 3.32/5

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Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:03 pm
Hah! I remember those days. My tin phone was cordless! Gawd I was a lonely kid. *sigh*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:26 pm
There's really no point commenting on a two year old poster with 2 year old comments, neither of these guys is around anymore (thank God)
iBlookinATu - December 21, 2010, 2:18 pm
Wow, Nazi and Scorpio7. Are you guys seriously that dumb? The punchline to the joke and you don't even get it, nor do you understand that it IS the punchline. No wonder the Nazis lost WWII.
Nazi - January 1, 2009, 10:21 am
Ya... I have to go with a fail on that one... tin phone have no numbers to dial therefore you shouldn't get a wrong number message.
Scorpio7 - January 1, 2009, 5:55 am
Just HOW did any "dialing" take place?

Playing On Paranoia -

THE LATEST CELL PHONES - Very Realistic & True To Life

TAGS: cell phones
Rating: 2/5

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pieman - April 23, 2010, 4:24 pm
Why does the first guys nose turn in to Pacman on the second slide?

SMART PHONES - 5.2 hour talk time?!... On what planet?... Jupiter?

TAGS: smartphones smart phones battery dead
Rating: 4.75/5

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TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 7:46 am
I have the same phone bought the bigger battery and even with all the stuff i run on it, it stays charged all day but i dont do any thing for 5.2 hours. in life or on my phone but maybe if i lived on jupiter i would ;-)
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 7:39 am
yeah i always thought it was funny that free nights and weekend cost 30 dollars a month lol
CloudchaserS - November 18, 2011, 12:40 am
If truth in advertising worked like it should, advertisers would have to specify under what best case scenario conditions how long something will last.

SOMETIMES - You just know that on the other end of the line... there's an asshole...

MUSIC - Won't you come up and see me sometime When I have nothing on but the radio...

TAGS: headphones music girl
Rating: 4.17/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:52 am

ROTARY TELEPHONES - I miss them...primitive, but at least a robot couldn't track your location with them.

TAGS: telephones
Rating: 4.05/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:02 pm
And if by some weird way you were tracked, you could leave your home where your telephone was surgically implanted into the wall.
bopop2 - January 5, 2011, 8:52 pm
i have been looking for on forever, they are so asume,
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 3:38 am
Sigh. Good ol' days.

BUZZ! BUZZ! - Cellphones ain't giving bees one.

BART IS NOW ANONYMOUS!!! - Don't bother calling him, he can't answer....

GUNS - Don't kill people. Long term contracts, and outrageous connection fees kill people.

CELL PHONES - You're doing it wrong.

CELL PHONES - The only things men brag about on who has the smallest

TAGS: phones
Rating: 2.33/5

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MY PHONE... - Can Kick You're Phone's Ass! (So lame I had to.)

TAGS: phones
Rating: 2.29/5

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Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 4:22 pm
Oh fuck, I see. "You're" instead of "Your". It was about three in the morning. Lay off me. To be honest, I am surprised it got this rating. As stated, it was so lame I could not bring myself to pass it. Anyone notice a trend like that with me? XD
phydeaux - March 10, 2010, 11:40 am
If you don't GS I may have to...so hard to resist...
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 10:59 am

Keep that beat going -

Law of Random Numbers -

TAGS: tyelephones dialing numbers law errors
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 30, 2013, 11:57 pm
Yes it is! And when I say when I'm from Microsoft and you have a problem...believe me! All I want is to steal your identity...and maybe the few meager $'s in your bank account. Thanks for the comment silvie.
MissPriss - June 30, 2013, 11:54 pm
911: Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered as soon as possible unless this is crotchety...please hang up and try again and again and again teehee...thanks for the comment.
MissPriss - June 30, 2013, 11:51 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary...I think? Yeah thanks, Airman is good company to be confused in teehee.
Silverheart - June 29, 2013, 1:24 pm

So YOUR the one that keeps calling! (my name's Tom)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2013, 12:30 pm
Story of my life. I can get a hold of every Tom, D1*k, and Harry that I don't even know. Call the wife, call the folks, call 911 it's always busy our Voicemail. Yeah... I said 911.
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 2:00 am
Geez, Missy, this is so good, I thought it was Airman’s…..5 easy Ls

Just Think -


BAFFLED TIME TRAVELERS - "They possess voice-activated videophone technology. But they seem to prefer sending telegrams With their thumbs."

Contract -

Beats by Dre 2 -


TAGS: gotta love cordless phones with kids
Rating: 4.19/5

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Mongo - June 2, 2010, 1:38 pm
Sooo true....usually preceeded by "where the f**k"


Delusions -

battery saver apps -

THEY'RE SO OLD - They haven't yet switched smartphones From Apple to Samsung

JAPAN CELL PHONES - Gotta i love them

Satisfaction -

TAGS: july 12th calendar phones
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 13, 2017, 8:54 am
Amen brother, UP yours

How...? -

Look the Part -

TAGS: smart phones fishing wright quote
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 8, 2015, 6:54 pm
5Long months sitting for a portrait and not even a nibble
GaryO - July 7, 2015, 9:12 pm
there's more to this than I'm seein'...dang scotch...don't tell me

Retro Thought -

TAGS: pictures cameras phones family portraits
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2016, 4:51 pm
Thanks, MissPriss.
MissPriss - October 19, 2016, 12:54 pm
I still say I looked best with big hair! Nicely UP'd crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 18, 2016, 5:39 pm
Thanks, concern3. Glad you like it.
concern3 - October 18, 2016, 6:47 am
Nice, UP yours

Dear Hollywood -

TAGS: special effects cellphones not so special
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2016, 3:48 pm
Lol, glad you like it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2016, 3:48 pm
Lol, glad you like it.
concern3 - June 10, 2016, 4:46 am
How true, UP yours

My Friends -

Opportunist -

TAGS: electronics gold motherboard computers cellphones
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:20 am
You are correct, although it takes quite the pile to get enough to make it worth your while. However, the extraction process is toxic and illegal in most states, so they get shipped to China and such.